the necklace says “bleachella wasn’t bad, y’all just have bad taste” and I think that’s beautiful
Maybe I spit out my wine
“OF COURSE HE’S NICE TO YOU, YOU’RE IN HIS ROOM AND YOU HAVE SOMETHING HE NEEDS”
“My husband got involved with a younger woman at work. I was relaxed about it at first. He’s thirteen years younger than me, so I thought: ‘Shit happens.’ But then she got pregnant. Luckily through the divorce process I had the opportunity to take over this shithole place with no heating, which I’ve turned into an art studio. And now I’m living my best life. Everything is for sale except the pink chandelier and the dog. Anyone is free to stop by at anytime. You can eat or drink whatever you want. All the young people in the neighborhood love me. I’m the oldest person in our friend group. Everyone else is in their twenties or thirties. They call me Queen Mama. I call them my adopted kids. I always help them with their school projects and resumes and interviews. I only ask one thing in return. Each of them has to teach me one new thing every week: a piece of music, a trend, an idea. Just so I can stay up to date. Before you take the photograph, let me go inside and put on some make-up. We were out until 2 AM last night.”
(Amsterdam, The Netherlands)
what the fuck are half of the urls on this website.
i just saw someone with “cumleak” as an url
what the fuck
op has deactivated but cumleak still stands. true power
Turn the sound on, the only thing better than this dog’s joy is that people stopped what they were doing to share his joy, and you can hear them all groan when the water dies down….
Taylor went from calling it “The Instagram” to making reaction gifs
That’s what it is though it’s The Instagram ™️
