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ellendegeneres:

Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!

4 hours ago on April 24th | J | 39,009 notes

troyesivanismyqueen:

troyesivanismyqueen:

i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child

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oh good god i fucked up

4 hours ago on April 24th | J | 29,947 notes
4 hours ago on April 24th | J | 19,060 notes

angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

5 hours ago on April 24th | J | 67,667 notes
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haidenn:

theheirjohnegbert:

haidenn's cat is a lil shit

please watch this video

5 hours ago on April 24th | J | 85 notes

susemoji:

snapchatmi:

Some of my snapchats~

have you thought of capitalising on your skills

5 hours ago on April 24th | J | 105,691 notes
rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

5 hours ago on April 24th | J | 18,449 notes
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vinebox:

Black girls take pictures like they searching for something on the floor

5 hours ago on April 24th | J | 4,362 notes
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weloveshortvideos:

Friends that come to your house be like…

Vine by PerfectLaughs

5 hours ago on April 24th | J | 257 notes

onesiraat:

thepoeticrebel:

chacha-again:

sizvideos:

Who needs traffic lights? Not the drivers in Ethiopia - Video

This made me so uncomfortable.

Christ…

Crossing a road like this is the most exhilarating, ever. You get to slap cars, get yelled at by drivers, and stop in the road to have a conversation.

Who needs six flags?

5 hours ago on April 24th | J | 8,481 notes
5 hours ago on April 24th | J | 7,623 notes

onlylolgifs:

Dogs pray before eating dinner

6 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 24,800 notes
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vinebox:

White girls Vs Black girls being accused of talking shit

6 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 23,298 notes

ellendegeneres:

For Administrative Professionals Day, Ellen had one of her administrative professionals tell us a classic joke. Good joke, Jacqueline!

6 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 3,091 notes

burpywatermelons:

bunnies are so stupid i love them

6 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 13,175 notes