Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!
Blog started 02.18.10
I'm awkward and weird (:
Swiftie, Macer, Lovatic.
i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child
oh good god i fucked up
When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level
*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this
LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD
im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.
Black girls take pictures like they searching for something on the floor
Friends that come to your house be like…
Vine by PerfectLaughs
This made me so uncomfortable.
Crossing a road like this is the most exhilarating, ever. You get to slap cars, get yelled at by drivers, and stop in the road to have a conversation.
Who needs six flags?
Dogs pray before eating dinner
White girls Vs Black girls being accused of talking shit
For Administrative Professionals Day, Ellen had one of her administrative professionals tell us a classic joke. Good joke, Jacqueline!
bunnies are so stupid i love them